<sub>On Halloween, I went trick-or-treating dressed as a "Pretty Little Rave Girl" complete with fingernail polish, hair-ties, a colorful shirt, candy bracelets, and a very short skirt. I am a 15 year old guy and went with a group of 4 girls. The first house we went to said, "oh you ladies all look so pretty" to which I respond in the deepest voice I can, "Thank you, ma'am." She nearly peed herself. MLIA





A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, "Well, at least I have a girlfriend!" to which I responded, "Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons." In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol "Ho." My teacher was the first to laugh. MLIA





Today, I bought a fancy new black SUV Hummer. When I went to pick up my son from school, I put on a black suit, dark shades, and my blue-tooth earpiece. I waltzed into his last period class 10 minutes before it was over, and announced "Agent 03, It's time to go" At which point he nodded and packed his belongings and ran out. The face on his teacher was priceless. I hope my boss understands why I had to miss work. MLIA.





Today, I was reading helping my little brother study for his spelling test. The last word was hormones. He spelled it, "whore moans". I checked it off as correct. I hope his teacher gets a good laugh. MLIA





Today, I stuck a hand into my coat pocket and found five dollars. Wrapped inside of the five dollars, there was a note. "You have just been reverse pickpocketed. Enjoy this five dollars in knowing that it was forcibly received by your pocket; take that, society." I then proceeded to stick both the money and note into another victim's pocket.





Today, I was walking down a crowded hallway and did the i'll-go-no-you-go sideways double take face off with a girl walking the other direction. Without a word, I ducked down and she leap-frogged over me. Life long problem: solved. MLIA</sub>



ok so anyway, the other night i was hanging with some of my besties. we were playing singstar. we made the 2 guys face off to feel good inc with the rap meteer. the one who was not trying at all and said 'heifen' every time there was a - got more points and was in the green for the rap meter.
made my life.

p.s. how do you use the skins? ive scene people without subbies with them, and im curious as to how you do it. (im a tech faillure) (:

ok so, first off; hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...ha@last nite!
it was actually the best thing of my life (:
heres the story; we all went to ~BRITTANY-x's house and we were mostly just all hanging out. it was good. then josh forgot matt existed and we all went to tim hors. and josh was a crazy driver and spilled his ice capp ... and he got lost driving. and when we finally got back to brittany's we all ended up beating on josh just because hes a dumb shit. then we were all to warm, so we continued on the trampoline...LOL. josh and matt were like, ...lets say werestling awkwardly haha but anyway. josh basically has an unfair advantage on most of us. but, we plan to do it again on tuesday
_{im sure it dosnt sound like much, but it was actually amazing...even if my forehead has a sore spot from where josh elbowed me and it hurts to put my arms over my head...}



ANYWAY!
halloween is soon.
were going out for costume supplys today probably!
im pumped, tho i still dk what to be








&&&&&& it snowed last nite
its pretty, but its october





how is everyone doing????







_{istillhatethatgirl.bitchblondehasg2g.asap.}

HELP ME!
i asked befire, but now im actually freaking out.
its still early, but still.

what should i be for halloween?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!!?

i really dont know.

i was thinking
_{dead gangster; like, someone shot 50cent and he actually died kindof thing. except, it wouldnt be 50 cent. (you can get glow in the dark shutter shades at clairs)
i could be a vampire...again. i was that last year, so idk if i want to do that again.
witch? but i dont like wearing those hats, they fly off :/
scene/goth/emo kids are allways fun, but again, done before
i also thought of wearing my sunglasses at night, but my friend told me not everyone would get it...(p.s. was never really going to do this, i just thought it was funny)}


i really dont know.
help me?!
(just nothing really genaric, like scream and the joker. so over done here, its not even funny)
like, tell me everything; clothes, accesories, hair, makeup...etc...



thanks










_{p.s. still hating that grade 10 fuck josh likes. she has got to go.}